February 2012
January 2012
Tumblr vs. Facebook: Jersey Shore Version
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook:
Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr:
Someone writes on my Facebook wall:
Someone writes in my Tumblr box:
Lose a friend on Facebook:
Lose a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
When I Go To Hang Out With My Guy Friends
What my mom thinks:
What I’m actually doing:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
Me:
Student:
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.
