Tumblr vs. Facebook: Jersey Shore Version
Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes in my Tumblr box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
When I Go To Hang Out With My Guy Friends
What my mom thinks: What I’m actually doing:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: So... Does it taste like sugar?
Me: What, I'm a lesbian.